Baby: m..m..m-
Mother: memes?
Baby: mama
Mother:
Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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(Source: saddestblogger, via imthedilemma)

black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

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(via batsonthebrain)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via trust)

handpickedhappiness:

m-m-mad-madness:

bohemianrhap13:

museisawesome:

jdrox:

angelshavethephonebox:

musemusemuse:

Just press play. You won’t regret it.

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i’m not gonna lie, i choked when i heard “supermassive black hole” but it is literally mind-blowing

” Glaciers melting the dead of- DADADADA”~favorite part XD

This… I have chills…

Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

yesyesyesyesyes

(Source: croftlara, via batsonthebrain)

unwavers:

plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

(via lubricates)

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