• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender

• The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation

• The only thing that clothes determine is whether or not you are naked.

+ 75272

I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

• Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
• Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
• Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
• Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
• Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
• Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL

+ 246704

so i think, just like everybody else in the phandom, i am 100% terrified of how many people there now are

danisnotofire:

but i think

my favorite thing 

would be

the amount

of new

and fucking amazing

fanart

that now

exists

so even though

i am scared of the phandom’s size

the art is flawless

and i just wanna say

thank you so much for that

+ 4160

thewaistedyears:

Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

This movie

gayzio:

tatterdemalionvulpine:

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”

what the fuck did you just say about my mom

+ 94968

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

+ 96903

ohioisloko:

ceeberoni:

neopreps:

a map of america drawn from memory

yeah

i live in america and this is completely accurate

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

+ 27950

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

takethesetearsaway:

black and white blog that follows back xx 

So I ran to the devil, he was waitin’

foreveralone-lyguy:

definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

you guys do realize that if that really was him that would make him 80 yrs old in the Avengers movie, right?